Overheard at the Offices of the Jeggings Blog

Tommy: Oh, thats why the white stuff wasn't coming out the tip. You have to squeeze it.

Rachel: Well, I got sex right.

Janelle: My hand still hurts from that high five.

Scott: It was good, but it wasn't that good.

Scott: I live my life as if my dreams are crushed already.

Janelle: You must have been sleep-shanking.

Jeff: Let me just grab your guy down there.

Janelle (needing footage from a SD card): I have a slot!

Janelle: It's much easier to get in than out!

[setting up lights for an interview, Janelle looks at the LCD display and sees that the harsh light has washed out Scott's face]

Janelle: You look really hot.

Scott: Thanks, I know.