Happy New Year and . . . Baby Jeggings

My last night of 2010/first morning of 2011 was spent at my cousin's wedding in Toledo, OH. It was a jolly affair, with very minimal drinking, dancing, and craziness. [sarcasm] Basically my whole family was a shit show, but it was hilarious.

The single best part of the weekend was this morning. Since we were all seeing each other on New Years, we did not gather with my mom's side for Christmas, so we did our annual Mayer Family YYYYAAAANNNKKKEEEE SWAP gift exchange at the hotel.

I got a shake weight.

I digress.

My aunt gave out her presents, and ladies and gentleman, without further ado, I present my baby cousin Lola's JEGGINGS.