(Technical note: This should be good now.)
You see, it starts over a year ago, when Scott went to a thrift store. Sargent Pepper left a frock behind, and Scott thought, "oh, I know half a t-shirt that this may match!"
Scott labored, worked hard sewing, day and night, until he had it: the perfect hybrid between a long-sleeve frock and a short sleeve shirt. He wore it into the office one day (fun side story: instead of Accidental Jeggings Productions we were almost Short-sleeve Jacket Frock Productions) but he felt incomplete. There was something missing.
Scott then spent three months carefully cutting, chopping, and slicing up foamcore and cardboard to construct his own backup cardboard standee army. It was quite the ordeal, we didn't see him for months.
Then, one triumphant day, Scott returned, cardboard army in tow. He set them up in his cube, and around the office, proclaiming his victory and dominance over all. Yet still, this wasn't enough. In a shocking revelation, Scott discovered an entire thrift store comprised of clothing donated by Sargent Pepper.
Scott retired to his chambers, sewing frocks and shirts together to create a uniform fit for a battalion. He recruited and paid off men and women to have them join his cause. His plan worked, and dressed in these half-shirt-half-frock uniforms, Scott formed an army.
Finally, the day came, not too long ago. Scott's Army surged towards the campus, dominating and destroying all that came in his way. There was just one thing he wasn't counting on...
Damn, cliff-hanging "to be continued"...story.
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