Thursday, May 19, 2011

The MEN choose where to lunch



    • Today, Scott and Tommy were trying to figure out what to do for lunch. For some reason, simply talking over the cubicle walls was too much work, so the discussion took place on Facebook. What actually happened could never have been predicted.

      Scott
      • are you lunching or did you bring something?
    • 4 hours ago
      Tommy
      • i didn't bring anything
    • 4 hours ago
      Scott
      • any preferences?
      • t-bell?
      • we haven't seen bossman in a while
      • ...and apparently, the spell checker doesn't find fault with the word, "bossman."
    • 4 hours ago
      Tommy
      • nice
      • i'm not in a t-bell mood
      • but fast food is a go
      • (gross)
    • 4 hours ago
      Scott
      • wendy's?
    • 4 hours ago
      Tommy
      • maybe
    • 4 hours ago
      Scott
      • lqtm
      • I almost typed lol, but it would be quite obvious that I was lying.
    • 4 hours ago
      Tommy
      • the hell is lqtm??
    • 4 hours ago
      Scott
      • laughing quietly to myself
    • 4 hours ago
      Tommy
      • lol
      • f*** you
    • 4 hours ago
      Scott
      • [low-level fist pump]
    • 4 hours ago
      Tommy
      • maybe mcdonalds or bk
    • 4 hours ago
      Scott
      • I could go for McDick's (McDonald's)
    • 4 hours ago
      Tommy
      • my standards are obviously quite low right now, but interestingly enough not inclusive of taco bell
    • 4 hours ago
      Scott
      • there's nothing wrong with that
      • it just means you have relatively high low standards
    • 4 hours ago
      Tommy
      • that's kind of like the phrase "upper lower michigan"
    • 4 hours ago
      Scott
      • you're in the "class mother fast food f****r" category of low expectations
      • right.
      • *classy
    • 4 hours ago
      Tommy
      • precisely
    • 4 hours ago
      Scott
      • so...food then?
    • 4 hours ago
      Tommy
      • maybe in a little while, let me finish this coffee
    • 4 hours ago
      Scott
      • sounds good
    • 4 hours ago
      Tommy
      • mcdicks?
      • is that McDicks or M.C. Dicks, like MC Hammer?
    • 4 hours ago
      Scott
      • how about MC Whopper?
      • that sounds incredible
      • I could just picture a burger king guy walking around with huge sunglasses and a brass whopper on a gold chain
    • 3 hours ago
      Tommy


  • 3 hours ago
    Scott
    • well, I know what I'm doing today
  • 3 hours ago
    Tommy
    • buying parachute pants and dancing hammer style?
  • 3 hours ago
    Scott
    • no...making an appropriate image composition

      This was the result:

      They actually ended up getting McDonald's.

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