Scott [over the wall]- Yeah, nice to see you too.
Rach- You have to be nice to it.
Scott [pets the printer]- It's okay, buddy. You print when you want to.
Scott: I'm not weird, I'm just a dork.
Scott: [to Janelle] You're about as useful as an appendix.
Rach: I need a dose of niceness in my life . . . from me to others.
Janelle: You can be nice to me.
Janelle: Never mind, that would be weird.
Scott: [to Janelle] I've been watching Hey, Arnold! on your Netflix account . . . and I never realized how much of a wuss he is.
Janelle: I just want a baby.
Janelle: You know what I mean.
Scott: It's like, geeze, learn when to pull out.
Janelle: There's a floor cookie! Scott has a floor cookie!
Rach: Wanna lick it?
Janelle: I like how you kept it up, like a robot.
[gap of silence]
Scott: That's what she said.
Scott: Calm the eff down.
Rach: Haven't you ever noticed? We calm the eff up.
Rach: These shoes are like fat pants with the elastic waistband.
Scott: Why does a kid with a big stick remind you of me?
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