Friday, February 11, 2011

Trying Gross Things: The Results.


1.) Cranberry and Pumpkin pie gumballs
These gumballs were quite pleasant. Pumpkin Pie tasted like a holiday spice, and cranberry tasted just like cranberry. Rach claimed that she would actually consume these gumballs, because they tasted quite normal.
We give it one lemon wedge out of 10 on the disgusting scale


2.) Bacon Jelly Beans
These jelly beans tasted just like bacon, but something wasn't quite right. It is my opinion that the texture of a candy-esque jelly bean helped add to the disgusting factor. The bacon jelly beans surprised us, because the taste changed after having them in our mouths for a while. The plain bacon flavor changed to a sweet bacon flavor, and gave us the impression of a brown sugar variety of bacon.
We give it 1.5 lemon wedges out of 10 on the disgusting scale

3.) Wasabi Gumballs
Do NOT try these if you hate spicy things. These gumballs weren't really that disgusting, but they were incredibly spicy. Like spicy things? Like gumballs? These are perfect for you.
We give it 4 lemon wedges out of 10 on the disgusting scale

4.) Onion Ring Mints
We were scared before even trying these disgusting things. A pungent smell of onion filled the studios as soon as the tin of mints was opened. The mints tasted like mint, but with a strong hint of onion. They sort of tasted like the Funyuns brand of chips. The mints were tolerable, but the pungency of the onion smell creeped up our noses. This resulted in all of us spitting it out.
We give it 6 lemon wedges out of 10 on the disgusting scale

5.) Fizzy Bacon Tabs
Just because bacon tabs can be dissolved in water does not mean it should actually be done. This was the most disgusting beverage that I have ever consumed. The tabs turned the water into a cloudy mess, and gave it a sort of odd smell. I attempted two sips of this disgusting drink. The first sip resulted in an instant spitting out of the beverage. It was not a pleasant taste. However, I had to take a second sip to analyze the flavor. Imagine water, but with a smokey meat flavor. Does that sound pleasant? If so, then these tabs are perfect for you.
We give it 9.5 lemon wedges out of 10 on the disgusting scale

6.) Turkey Gumballs
This one surprised me. I didn't think it would be that bad. I was wrong. Imagine that your Thanksgiving leftovers were sitting in the fridge for a month. Imagine that the leftover turkey became rock hard, and was shaped into a little ball. Now, imagine this ball in your mouth. Does it sound appetizing? I think not. I only bit down once into this gumball, and then instantly spit it out. No one wanted to try it after this. Never buy this unless the flavor of month old turkey makes your mouth water.
we give it 10 lemon wedges out of 10 on the disgusting scale

1 comment:

  1. I disagree with literally ALL of these. Your rating system is less than satisfactory.

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