Janelle (to Charles): It it racist to think you're a good dancer?
Scott: This used to be a good song until they turned it into a penis commercial.
Steve: I'll come when you go through it.
Scott: I don't last that long at night. I get......fatigued.
Charles: That hot dog only used you for a one night stand.
Scott: We need some shitty removal.
(Talking to James Sharp)
Charles: Did you find the pot of righteousness?
Scott: DID YOU ENTER THE TEMPLE?!?!
Jeff: So my sister commented on the Ohio thing and said: "Shit be lookin like Jumanji."
Charles: Do you need some "feel better juice?"
Janelle: I'm an awkward shield.
Scott: My leg hurts. Like up here.
(points to a really high spot on his leg)
Scott: So basically my crotch is on fire.
Scott: OKAY NOT REALLY.
Charles: Let me tell you about The Lust Factor.
Scott: Ladies, we're having a special on Sensodyne.
Rach: Does this make it weirder?
Janelle: What, when you lick your teeth and wink at me? Yes, yes it does.
Scott: I went to Wendy's and asked for a "Hot'n'Juicy Burger." The lady asked me what kind. I said "umm, a Hot'n'Juicy burger?" I guess that there are several types of Hot'n'Juicy burgers.
Rach: (to Scott) I don't know why you don't use this to your advantage [about cougars loving him]. If you had any sort of charisma . . .
Janelle: That looks like a fetus.
What an awkweird time.
Janelle: My tongue is only two inches.
Rach: (to Janelle) You would make a terrible lesbian.
Charles: Bathroom walls are terrible people...those people are perverts!
