Overheard in the Office of The Jeggings Blog: Slacking Edition

Who is this girl and why is she on our blog?

Amy: You know how they say life is short? Life is the longest thing we'll ever experience.

Scott: Apparently, it's constitution day in Poland and Japan.
Rach: ...Prostitution day...?
Scott: CONSTitution day.

Jeff: Scott, I need to see if my mic will fit in your shock mount.

Rach [to Scott]: I got her goin'. You're welcome.

Rach: Did you hear back from your guy about his thingee?