Overheard at the Offices of the Jeggings Blog

Janelle (to Scott): Your hair grows like weed.

Scott: Step right up and guess the weight of this penguin!

Tommy: The average weight of an emperor penguin is 88 pounds.

Scott: Damn-

Janelle: ...that's-

Scott: ....fat-

Janelle: Yeah!

Rachel2: I'm going to have some cake and be a fatty. Whatever. I already have a man.

Janelle (to Scott): I was going to say you have a bad touch, and then I thought about how gross that song is . . .

Scott: Just, stop.

Scott: How did you make a 3D box?

Rach: Because I'm freaking magical.

Rach: Scott creatively services this department in several ways . . .

Janelle: . . . and we creatively service him right back.

Scott: Wow, that was not the right knob.

Janelle: What IS the right knob, Scott?

Scott: This went up quickly.

Janelle: [pause] I was going to make an innuendo . . .

Scott: NO.

Richard: That's the wrong color for something . . . ahh . . . how can I put it delicately . . . slightly phallic shaped.

Rach: I'm spitting on your cake and changing your Facebook status simultaneously.